Taylor Swift is a Swamp Person

Taylor Swift sucks.
I mean really SUCKS. First off, her music is bad, you only have to look at the genre (Country (Shudder...) to instantly know that you are in for a bad time. All of her songs sound exactly the same. seriously, you can be listening to one, it could change to another, and you would never know the difference. But i suppose you wouldn't notice anyway if you were part of her only audience, which consists entirely of twelve year old girls. That is the only explanation i can think of that tells me why people listen to her music: They are too busy doing whatever it is that 12 year old girls do playing with dolls and stuff I assume. Taylor Swift also disses herself in her songs, with lines like "saying how much i suck while watching a football game". Seriously, She must be such a slut, as every one of her songs has a different guy in it, who she breaks up with. In one of her songs she says "Redneck Heartbreak". Well, isn't the New Zealand version of a redneck a bogan... So Taylor Swift is just a self-proclaimed RotorHo. Although I suppose her career hasn't gone too badly from where she started, which is living in a bayou with 20 members of her extended family, most of whom are the same person. I can just imagine Aunty/Mum/Sister Rita waving goodbye from the doorway of her stilt house as they farewell Taylor. Oh well, at least her career will be over soon as soon as she goes back to her swamp person heritage and roots her brother.


On a lighter note, i figured out why Matt thinks he's psychic... He's a robot.
But more on that later