Wednesday, November 10, 2010
FuBball!
Yeah we won Summer Soccer tonight, no big.
Also Matt said he wasn't coming to the next game because he had to study. Come on Matt, noone can study that much, an hour of your time can't hurt, and also the excercise will stimulate you're brain and make you study better
Also Matt said he wasn't coming to the next game because he had to study. Come on Matt, noone can study that much, an hour of your time can't hurt, and also the excercise will stimulate you're brain and make you study better
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Taylor Swift is a Swamp Person
Taylor Swift sucks.
I mean really SUCKS. First off, her music is bad, you only have to look at the genre (Country (Shudder...) to instantly know that you are in for a bad time. All of her songs sound exactly the same. seriously, you can be listening to one, it could change to another, and you would never know the difference. But i suppose you wouldn't notice anyway if you were part of her only audience, which consists entirely of twelve year old girls. That is the only explanation i can think of that tells me why people listen to her music: They are too busy doing whatever it is that 12 year old girls do playing with dolls and stuff I assume. Taylor Swift also disses herself in her songs, with lines like "saying how much i suck while watching a football game". Seriously, She must be such a slut, as every one of her songs has a different guy in it, who she breaks up with. In one of her songs she says "Redneck Heartbreak". Well, isn't the New Zealand version of a redneck a bogan... So Taylor Swift is just a self-proclaimed RotorHo. Although I suppose her career hasn't gone too badly from where she started, which is living in a bayou with 20 members of her extended family, most of whom are the same person. I can just imagine Aunty/Mum/Sister Rita waving goodbye from the doorway of her stilt house as they farewell Taylor. Oh well, at least her career will be over soon as soon as she goes back to her swamp person heritage and roots her brother.
On a lighter note, i figured out why Matt thinks he's psychic... He's a robot.
But more on that later
I mean really SUCKS. First off, her music is bad, you only have to look at the genre (Country (Shudder...) to instantly know that you are in for a bad time. All of her songs sound exactly the same. seriously, you can be listening to one, it could change to another, and you would never know the difference. But i suppose you wouldn't notice anyway if you were part of her only audience, which consists entirely of twelve year old girls. That is the only explanation i can think of that tells me why people listen to her music: They are too busy doing whatever it is that 12 year old girls do playing with dolls and stuff I assume. Taylor Swift also disses herself in her songs, with lines like "saying how much i suck while watching a football game". Seriously, She must be such a slut, as every one of her songs has a different guy in it, who she breaks up with. In one of her songs she says "Redneck Heartbreak". Well, isn't the New Zealand version of a redneck a bogan... So Taylor Swift is just a self-proclaimed RotorHo. Although I suppose her career hasn't gone too badly from where she started, which is living in a bayou with 20 members of her extended family, most of whom are the same person. I can just imagine Aunty/Mum/Sister Rita waving goodbye from the doorway of her stilt house as they farewell Taylor. Oh well, at least her career will be over soon as soon as she goes back to her swamp person heritage and roots her brother.
On a lighter note, i figured out why Matt thinks he's psychic... He's a robot.
But more on that later
Uh Oh..
Oops.... I slept in this morning so now i am late and have to rush everything so i can get to school on time, but i thought i'd blog about it first
The Chief. You Know It!
I would just like to take the time to remind you good people who is really calling the shots around here.
Sorry Matt, but the chief has spoken, and without the Big Chief Large Gut's approval, I simply cannot recognise you or your opinions.
The Tribe has spoken.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Give up Matt
Matt spear is not psychic, he does not have PSI, and he should just give up trying to convince people he is.
Educated guesses do not count as Psychic.
But i digress, believe what you want to believe, unless its in Matt Speat and Psychics
And the cake
Also gravity doesnt exist....
Got heaps of funny stories related to that, but i'll save them for a rainy day
Educated guesses do not count as Psychic.
But i digress, believe what you want to believe, unless its in Matt Speat and Psychics
And the cake
Also gravity doesnt exist....
Got heaps of funny stories related to that, but i'll save them for a rainy day
For Those of You Just Joining Us
Just for those of you who don't know, Matt Spear is a little asian guy who hangs around me and dec now after i saved his life from a rogue jock who was going to give him an atomic wedgie. After that just began to tag along with us. Just to show what i mean, he was up the big smoke, (Aukland) for an FPS trip (little nerd), and this little kid didn't want much for breakfast, just like a piece of toast right, and he got up to go to the bathroom, and Matt, he just scoffed his whole massive plate of weet-bix, and ran out after this little kid, just so he could hang out with him!!
Thats so typical of people like that, you give them a slight opening, and they jump in at the chance to join in on your group.
Thats so typical of people like that, you give them a slight opening, and they jump in at the chance to join in on your group.
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